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PostIcon Posted on: May 21 2001,23:34  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I have a bird. It's name is Bird. Bird is a cock-a-two (heh... SP). Bird makes this sound all day and night:
"SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!"

Bird eats food, waists my time, and provides ZERO entertainment. Infact, Bird will try to eat you if you get within 2 meters of his cage.

Can I kill him? Is it really wrong if I take a gun and blow his brains out? Please?

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PostIcon Posted on: May 21 2001,23:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Mail it to syf0n.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 21 2001,23:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
buy or adopt a cat. put the two in a room together. then you can get some entertainment out of the fucker.
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PostIcon Posted on: May 22 2001,00:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
hmmm....a hammer comes to mind....that could be messy, though...or you could teach it tricks. That could be something to do without have the Humaine Society on your ass....

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I think only a death related to electricity would really suffice.
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PostIcon Posted on: May 22 2001,00:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by Blowgoats:
you could teach it tricks.

Come on bird... You can do it... You can do it... Jump in the woodchipper...the woodchipper is your friend...

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Originally posted by syf0n:
I have an AWM rifle at the farm, I could take it apart!

I can't tell if you're attempting to be serious or not.
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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Come on bird... You can do it... You can do it... Jump in the woodchipper...the woodchipper is your friend...

HAHAHA...
nice

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You could try hooking the cage to a car battery.
that would shut it up quickly

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Just let it go, that way you don't have to deal with it, and it gets something it probably wants real bad. Freedom. (The freedom to eat garbage and shit on cars)
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