I've been working here 5 months now, and when after cleaning the parking lot so many times I've noticed something. The litter is not logically spread!What I mean is: people come out of their car and throw something on the ground all the time, and you'd assume that it would be a gradiant amount through-out the parking lot with more towards the front (because THOSE parking spaces get used more of course). Most of the litter in actuallity is actually towards the center! So I've develped 2 theories to explain this phanomona...
A) The Trash Tollerance Timer (TTTT)
People will only be able to stand the trash that they have in their hands for about 10 seconds. People who park in the front will be able to make it to the trash cans infront in under 10 seconds and throw it in there. The people towards the middle, see that making to those trash cans in under 10 seconds is futile and drop it right where the've parked.
B) Retarted Ranting Rubish Relivers (RRRR)
The people who complain about getting bad parking spots ALWAYS get bad parking spots. This is because they're too stupid to realize that in order to get a good one you need to simply get their earlier. Sometimes they DO realize this, but would rather complain than change their lifestyle. Therefore, the people who park in the middle are jerks and are more prone to disregard that someone else has to pick up whatever they've dropped.
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