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i had this glass of orange juice today, and it tasted weird.. so i looked at the label thingy, and it said that it expired a week ago! i start to gag JUST a little,
<flashback> OMG! I'M GONNA DIE!!!! </flashback>
but the weird thing is, that i instantly started to feel sooo much happier after i drank it...

hmmm... any explanations?

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looks like the day after expiration the orange juice turns into heroin, which causes euphoria! just watch out for the constipation.

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well if it was a year it could have fermented by now... i've seen pop and apple juice thats done that.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 07 2001,00:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
u know what?
i think that oranges go through puberty RIGHT after the expiration date, and realize that life sux, smoke weed, drink alcohol, and take LOTS of prozak. so when i drank it i became happy!
<note to self> LEAVE ALL ORANGE JUICE IN FRIDGE UNTIL ITS AFTER ITS EXPIRATION DATE, AND THEN DRINK IT! </note to self>

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Fermentation can occur very rapidly under the right circumstances. A friend of mine and I made beer (actual beer, as in, from a kit) and it only took a few days for it to start fermenting and generating alcohol. Of course it tasted like SHIT, but that is a whole different story.

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i think there are long term effects tho..
/me burps
no wait, thats a normal reaction..
i better not die, i'd rather die of day-old ass-oil rather than a week old glass of orange juice! HAHA, sorry, i just thought that butt oil thing wuz hilarious... ok, moving on........
/me falls on floor due to old orange juice
craaaaap...
i'll be in the bathroom

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 07 2001,01:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I love oj in a glass.....

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ever tried oj and milk mixed?
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quote:
Originally posted by fatbitch:
ever tried oj and milk mixed?

haha, yes, when i wuz 7 years old..
damn i wuz a moron, YUCK! i'll just be drinking my old orange juice thank you!! i'll be happy for a while!

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ever get really stupid and mix oj and pepsi or something????? man that would suck ......

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