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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 06 2001,23:38  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

last night i had to poo kinda bad, but i didnt have the chance to until i got back. when i got back though, i was too tired and just went to bed. when i woke up, i knew i'd have to go, so i went straight to the bathroom...but nothing came out! where did it go???
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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 06 2001,23:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

It's a magic disappearing shit trick.
No. Sorry! I wished it was too!

It'll probably come back, or then again you might wanna check your underwear or bedsheets.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 06 2001,23:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

no no no it's still there, it's just like, farther up. and it doesn't wanna come out. weird.
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<headline>DetNetter dies of dystentry following Personguys weird mineral assholio stunt</headline> ...
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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 07 2001,00:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

That sounds waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more like something that Personguy would post then something that you would post. Weird.


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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 07 2001,00:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR BUM! go see a doctor or use a laxitive.

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this could be totally weird man..... i heard about this in NAM .. ohh wait i aint old enough to be in NAM

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When the muscles in the rectom relax (during sleep), it pushes everything back into the lower intestine. Gotta love involentary muscles!

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 07 2001,03:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

weird, yo
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Well, I suppose that means that you'll have to shove ice cubes up your ass till your muscles stiffen and then you can finally shit.

Do you think you can tape it for me? It'd be just loverly to see.

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