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Last night I planned to take a shower, eat a big brownie, and take a big dump before work. (long story short) I ran low on time, so I decide to just eat the big brownie WHILE I took the big dump.

Anyway, somewhere in the middle it hit me... you know... the circle of life! Isn't it amazing!

Next week I'm going to take a big piss and drink a tall glass of apple juice at the same time. Or mabey tabioca pudding and jack-off... I can't decide...

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hahahahahahaha, that just made my day

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Now I remember why I made you a moderator. . .
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Or mabey tabioca pudding and jack-off...

If you're going to eat something while jacking off i suggest you try something you can eat one-handed.. Tapioca pudding mught be difficult. ( one hand to hold the bowl, one on the spoon, and a third hand on penis? )

Go for something easy.

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and if there is pudding left over when your dont jacking off for god's sake make sure you know what you put back in the fridge.

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third hand on penis?

I hadn't considered that... but I could just use the mattress.

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cr0, funny

for all you weed smokers.. i just thought id point this out

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I hadn't considered that... but I could just use the mattress.

Pudding tastes better in a cup.
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remember he has a midget of course its evil so um yea

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PostIcon Posted on: May 09 2001,11:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
Why does the circle of life have to got that way? You could puke while shoving some more oil up your butticus, or maybe a french fry or something.

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