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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 09 2001,21:37  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I want a girlfriend....
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Me too. But, more pressing matters are at hand... Holy shit, I just made a funny!

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hahaha. thats like today, when all these guys who had been at some concert were talking about getting this stamp off their hand, and they were all like "yeah man, i got it off" and rubbing the top of their hands, and then i was like "YEAH, I GOT IT OFF TOO!!!" and made a jerking motion...then i cracked up...
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i have come to the conclusion that most girls in high school are so fucked up that they dont know what they want. let me tell you a story....

well i guess i should set this up by saying at my school there is this dance called turnabout. its where the girl asks the guy and pays for everything (about time, eh?). anyway, there was this girl i didnt know at all, lets just call her number 1 . she called me up one night and asked me to the dance. me, knowing that number 2 (the one iknew a little bit) was going to ask me sooner or later, said no. now number 2, i liked a little bit. i met her a while ago, and since then her friends have been "bitching" at me for me to ask her out, etc. well anyway, to cut to the point, she asked me, i said yes, and i have relatively few problems until the day of the dance. so the day comes, im a little bit of a procrastinator, and i just get directions to the girl's house and the time im supposed to be there that day. i'm okay with that though. anyway, i show up at 6 thinking im 30 minutes late. but it turns out that i was supposed to be there at 7:30. lets label that problem 1. now im not about to count problems, because it was a pretty good night, and on top of that, i did like the girl. but what happened after that is just plain fucked up. at the end of the night i made a half-assed attempt to ask her out over the weekend. she answered as if she didnt understand it, but that was okay i guess. moving on, the next week at school (i dont have any classes with her) i ran into her and tried to talk to her. she ran away like a scared little bitch after smiling at me and looking all nice. i guess that can be problem 3. well this happened 2 more times. and at the end of the week a friend of hers comes up to me and tells me i shouldnt ask her out because "she thinks we're too good of friends." now if that isn't the biggest bullshit i've ever heard in my fucking life i dont know what is. and this is another example that has led me to my conclusion: girls in high school dont know what the fuck they want.

good to let that kind of thing get off your back.

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Ok... this will now be the 9 billionth time I post this link! Please educate yourself on Leykis 101. If you STILL don't know the answer to your question... you didn't read it...

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Oh, and for the lazy... I single out the part YOU wanted to read:

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The "Friend Speech" Rule

According to Leykis 101, when a woman says "I just want to be friends with you" or "Let's not ruin our friendship," basically she means "You will never get into my panties." Similarly, when she says "Let's just be friends first" or "I want to get to know you first," she actually means "Let's not have sex first." It's that simple, baby!

Here's the rationale. A lady will say such things to you if she's not interested in you, because she doesn't want you to lose interest in her. Most women who wouldn't admit this say that they just don't want to hurt your feeling, but that's not the whole story. You can be sure that she does say the same thing to other men, and there are two reasons for this. First, she doesn't want any men to lose interest in her regardless of how she feels about them. Second, by keeping a number of men who are interested in her, she doesn't have to worry about finding another mate if she breaks up with the man she's currently with. In case of a breakup, she'll just have to go down the list and pick another. Therefore, Leykis 101 holds that women are attention whores. They want all the attention they can get.

Men who are included in the "friends" list are those who don't know how to "close the deal." They know they want a woman, but they don't know how to express their feeling to her—let alone how to tell her he wants to get in bed with her. As a result, these men are wiling to settle for the "friend" status, hoping that someday soon he would get lucky with her. Also, when a man is in a lady's list, he is considered secondary. He's a backup. He isn't good enough for her, and she'll pick him only if her relationship with the man she prefers doesn't work out.

How do you know whether a woman that you like considers you as a backup lover? Well, it's simple. A woman would not tell you in detail about the man she's currently with if she's interested in you, because she knows that doing so may cause you to lose interest in her. She knows that it's certainly not a subject you'd like to hear. Therefore, if you feel that a woman is treating you as her personal love counselor, you may suspect a couple of things. First, she may not have interest in you at all. Second, you may be in her list of "friends." In other words, she's telling you "I'm currently sleeping with another man, and you'd have to wait in line--if I ever decide to give you some at all."

In relation to the rule, if you are a female, you should be aware that a man can never become "just friends" with a woman if he is not attracted to her. When a man says to a woman "I want to be your friend" or "Let's just be friends," he basically means "You're so attractive that I want to get into your panties." By becoming friends with a woman, a man generally hopes that someday he'd get lucky and that she'd let him have sex with her.

Likewise, when a man compliments a woman by saying something like "You look beautiful today" or "I like you in that dress," nine out of ten times he actually means "I wonder how you look like with your clothes off." In his mind, that's what he's thinking about. If you're a man, and if you don't admit this, you must be in denial with yourself.

Why some men are willing to be considered by women as "just friends" is also interesting. Men are used to rejection from women, and men know that women don't handle rejection as well as they do. Since women are the ones who usually call the shots, they aren't used to rejection. Therefore, when a man isn't attracted to a woman, he knows he can't just tell her the truth. Instead, he'd lie to her to keep their friendship, because telling her the truth about why he isn't attracted to her--she's ugly, she's fat, she isn't sexy, she has pimples, etc.—would hurt her feeling. In an essence, generally a woman can't be friends with men who honestly express their dislike about her.

In conclusion, there are only four situations where a man can become casual friends (no sex involved) with a lady: (1) when he is not attracted to or interested in sleeping with her, (2) if he's gay, (3) if he's such a loser that he does not mind ending up in her list of "friends," and (4) after he's had sex with her.


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Regarding DjSokol:
Yes, they're fucked up... I've got more female friends than male (good thing, I'm assuming), only half of them would never give me the light of day, while I'm "good friends" with the other half. I've been dumped once (seeing as how I've only had one girlfriend anyway), and the line I got was, "it's not you, it's me". I never figured out exactly what the hell was up, but I think it's better that way, since I'll probably end up digging a deeper hole for myself.

Regrding PersonGuy:
Damn, that means I'll never get laid.
Also, that link is dead.

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Also, that link is dead.

That's so freakin weird! It works PERFECTLY from my Favorites folder, but even if I copy and paste the address it won't load (if I individually try to access the pictures and stuff, they;re all there)!! I guess you chould copy the location, and add a favorite by hand... hrm...

Oh ok... I don't know what's wrong with the frames, but this link (to a section of the page) should work fine.

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Oh, and for the lazy... I single out the part YOU wanted to read:


you're not really saying anything i dont know. i know that girls dont really mean it when they say lets just be friends, etc. but, what i dont get is where the sudden change in her mind came from. and the reality of the situation is that istill want to get into her panties

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Then the only thing you can do is risk your friendship by telling her that! Otherwise, you've got no other choice but to remain a friend... (oh and if I had to guess, probably some other chick convinced her to tell you that for whatever reason and that's why she changed her mind)

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