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Jesus Christ. What a fucking fatass. I swear, that man could live off of body fat for months -- at least!...well, if we're going to send a man to Neptune or Pluto, he's our best bet, I guess. Anyways, I was amusing myself by coming up with some captions (below) for this thoroughly disgusting picture of the glutton himself:

"Hmm, where did I put Jared Fogel's phone number?"
"Maybe I can fill a pumpkin with butter and swallow it whole."
"I wonder how it's possible for this chair to support my weight..."
"Perhaps I can build a hut out of my own feces!"
"I wonder if anyone else's nipples are the size of dinner plates?"

...Alright, that's what I cared to come up with...anyone else want to take a swing?

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 19 2001,04:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Umm... what was the point of that?
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dude. You're a fucknugget. What was the point to that? To be a complete dickhead like CK? That was a very CK-ish post, man. So the dude's got a weight problem, I'm sure you got your own problems, like a inferiority complex.

Dickhead. Don't ever call your self asshole, because you'll bring shame to the Association.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 19 2001,16:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

hey, thats CowboyNeal. the real one, from slashdot. you cant make fun of him.
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 19 2001,17:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

to come up with slogans to fit the picture, duh.
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Yeah, what the hell man? CowboyNeal's hilarious. Plus what's with you and making fun of people in a worse position than you? Are you seriously this preposterously arrogant? Perhaps you should consider invading yourself in the rectum with a hamster for self-satisfaction as opposed to this other, less tasteful, method.

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Hey Dead A, that a bit harsh on the unfortunate hamster isn't it. Then because the hamster will be pretty worse off Shifter will make fun on it.

/me trying really hard not to be to offensive whilst still branded as a N00B13.

Sorry, sorry, sorry everyone.

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Sorry, i didn't realize I'd posted this in the "we can't take a joke" forum
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"That sure is an interesting modern art piece of shifter and his dad double teaming his mom on my ceiling."
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quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
"That sure is an interesting modern art piece of shifter and his dad double teaming his mom on my ceiling."

For that, you will live on in immortality in my sig... lol

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This message has been edited by incubus on October 20, 2001 at 05:43 PM

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