He he he I have a nasty ass mask and rubber chest/shoulder pad combo with spikes and skulls and cool shit. Then I accessorize with one of my swords or battle axes. I usually come to work and throw it on to run tickets.
Me: It says authentication failed. It means your ras passwords are locked out. Call the ras helpdesk and change your passwords or ....I'll swollow your soul.
User: Uh... the.. angel of death wants me to have my ras passwords changed.
Ras admin: The who? Your new passwords are blah blah and blah blah.
User: He says he changed the...
Me:SILENCE! Off with your balls! Oh wait it connected..
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Sugar in the bowl,
Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
and you wont knock her up.