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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,21:56  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
It just struck me that programmers have an interesting sense of humor. I was using fireburner to roast a bin/cue of an audio cd I had. I went to burn cd and it said there wasn't a cd in there. I was getting ready to drive over to compusa and piss in the return lady's hair when the drive opened to reveal the fact there wasn't a cd in there.

It cracked the hell out of me... software is like wiping my ass for me I guess.

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It cracked the hell out of me... software is like wiping my ass for me I guess.

There are those weirdass toilets that do that! So many buttons ... kinda like your personal fountain ... just install christmas lights, and OOOOOH what does THIS button do? OoOoOoh yeaaaaa.

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I was going potty at a urinal one evening at a mall and for no reason at all one of the faucets turned on, and then so did the one next to it, then they shut off...everything in there was the automatic turn on/off stuff, so it was creepy.
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,23:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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There are those weirdass toilets that do that! So many buttons ... kinda like your personal fountain ... just install christmas lights, and OOOOOH what does THIS button do? OoOoOoh yeaaaaa.

Just as long as I don't hit the button for the ATR (automatic tampon remover), I'll be fine. *ouch!!!*

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 20 2001,23:37 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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There are those weirdass toilets that do that! OoOoOoh yeaaaaa.

Never before did I realize that you're my kinda woman... I LOVE THOSE THINGS!

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 21 2001,01:58 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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It just struck me that programmers have an interesting sense of humor. I was using fireburner to roast a bin/cue of an audio cd I had. I went to burn cd and it said there wasn't a cd in there. I was getting ready to drive over to compusa and piss in the return lady's hair when the drive opened to reveal the fact there wasn't a cd in there.

It cracked the hell out of me... software is like wiping my ass for me I guess.


If it makes you feel better, I spent the better part of an hour in a research lab today trying to configure a router and client to access though it to the 'net...checked IPs, subnets, gateways, config files...

Turned out that I had forgotten that I'd unplugged the WAN cable from the router.

At least I'm not as dumb as my supervisor...

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

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Hey, are you in that networking academy class too?
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Personguy and Nikita are too much alike. tahts scary.
what would the children look like?
oh wait, i forgot taht PG got his nuts chopped off. my bad.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 21 2001,02:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Hey, are you in that networking academy class too?

Sort of. I'm the GA in charge of the networking integration lab. Basically fortune 1000 companies (and some trade mags) have our program do testing and evaluation stuff in that lab.

I will be taking some cisco classes as part of the curriculum though and will hopefully get out w/my CCNA.

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

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1) Stem cells!
2) pic1 + pic2 + morphmagic sftware = ooo the possibilities!
3) The oogie boogie man
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