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Wiley 
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Posted on: May 25 2002,08:04 |
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My new wife just got the chicken pox 
She thought she got bit by a few mesquitos is Fiji (which was odd because I have no bites) but when I came home from work today and took one look at her I was like "um ...hon ...you got the chicken pox". She now has about 50 bumps on each arm and leg ..and they are moving up her back.
poor poor Mrs.Wiley
If you haven't had them then get a vaccine from your doctor now. Don't put it off and end up with a suprise one day.
Now, I must go scratch her itches.
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veistran
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Posted on: May 25 2002,08:36 |
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The Chickenpox, now there's a painful childhood memory there.
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Bob_the_Cannibal
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Posted on: May 25 2002,18:29 |
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scratching makes it worse 
calamine lotion, barring that, fill a bath tub with water, and mix in some baking soda.
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BlackFlag
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Posted on: May 25 2002,18:32 |
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tub filled with warm water and regular unvlavored oatmeal works wonders (or watse money and buy Aveno to get the same thing.)
chickenpox and measles are dangerous for adults. you can die from it.
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Beastie Dr
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Posted on: May 25 2002,18:43 |
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"you can die from it."
WAY TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER!
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Rhydant
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Posted on: May 25 2002,18:49 |
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chickenpox is a simple form of herpes. tell her that
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And when people tell me what is OK and what is not, it should not be unexpected see, I extend my middle right hand digit and say "Hey, would you like a lemon or lime with that piece of advice, Mister?"
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Wiley
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Posted on: May 25 2002,20:50 |
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Gee ...I feel much better now.
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Rhydant
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Posted on: May 25 2002,22:28 |
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quit your whining. its not like you have them
go get her some calamine lotion.
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And when people tell me what is OK and what is not, it should not be unexpected see, I extend my middle right hand digit and say "Hey, would you like a lemon or lime with that piece of advice, Mister?"
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Wiley
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Posted on: May 25 2002,23:26 |
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I heard that Lanacaine is better ...and they have better comercials.
Lanacainturns off the itch ..like a switch (how can you not buy into that)
I just worry that she'll get really sick ...and not be able to cook me dinner
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compact3000
Its the voices again! Ahhh!!!!
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Posted on: May 26 2002,19:28 |
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hey at least you got someone to cook you dinner... 
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