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Beldurin 
Mayor of Detnet
Group: Members
Posts: 1242
Joined: Aug. 2001
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Posted on: May 21 2002,19:47 |
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Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.
In prison... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
At work... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
In prison... you get three meals a day.
At work... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
In prison... you get time off for good behavior.
At work... you get more work for good behavior
In prison... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
In prison... you can watch TV and play games.
At work... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison... you get your own toilet.
At work... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
In prison... they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work... you can't even speak to your family.
In prison... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At work... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At work... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
In prison... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work... they are called "supervisors".
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
Group: Members
Posts: 937
Joined: Apr. 2001
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Posted on: May 21 2002,20:16 |
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In prison ... you screw the bitch over and over
At work ... the bitch screws you over and over
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Mad scientist, sexy engineer
Who's yo Mommy?
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liquid metal
i make this look good
Group: Members
Posts: 263
Joined: Jan. 2002
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Posted on: May 22 2002,04:05 |
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In prison... you're bubba's bitch.
At work... you're someone else's bitch.
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hi
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chmod
Jedi Knight
Group: Members
Posts: 373
Joined: Jul. 2001
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Posted on: May 22 2002,12:31 |
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In prison... Your asshole is under a constant threat from other people.
At work... You're under a constant threat from all the assholes.
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