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editor 
forum whore
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Posted on: May 07 2002,12:39 |
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Insert happy shit here!
Happy Bday to to the Ubester!
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: May 07 2002,14:29 |
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WOOO!! 17!! YEAH!! I'm gonna go out and...
...uhh...
Shit, I still can't do anything.
F*cking country...
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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Rhydant
I don't work here.
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Posted on: May 07 2002,15:14 |
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heh heh heh 
holy shit ed, youre right on my ass in posts.
fuckin whore!
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And when people tell me what is OK and what is not, it should not be unexpected see, I extend my middle right hand digit and say "Hey, would you like a lemon or lime with that piece of advice, Mister?"
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: May 07 2002,21:28 |
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it'll be rather ironic when he passes CK, and that looks pretty inevitable at this rate. Who wants to bet on when he'll do it? I'd say sometime in late July or early August at this rate  ...
maybe I'm just talking about that period of time because I get to go on vacation then? Mmmm... Virgin Islands.... SCUBA diving. Okay, I'll stop drooling on myself now. Just ignore me while I pass out in the corner.
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: May 07 2002,21:42 |
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| Quote (veistran @ 07 May 2002,07:28) | it'll be rather ironic when he passes CK, and that looks pretty inevitable at this rate. Who wants to bet on when he'll do it? I'd say sometime in late July or early August at this rate ...
maybe I'm just talking about that period of time because I get to go on vacation then? Mmmm... Virgin Islands.... SCUBA diving. Okay, I'll stop drooling on myself now. Just ignore me while I pass out in the corner. |
When he passes CK the world will end, i am sure of this.
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: May 07 2002,21:46 |
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Oh yeah, that's just what I need, another apocalypse. That's it, I'm moving to somewhere where they only have an apocalypse when things get REALLY bad, like when I get a date err... I mean like when uhh... Wiley get's married, errr I mean when BF and kuru stop antaognizing eachother, yeah, there we go.
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: May 07 2002,22:34 |
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Well, what a day.
Nothing happened. No suprise there, really.
The pseudo-girlfriend called to wish me a happy birthday, and to tell me that one of my best friends will probably be asking her out soon, and she'll say yes.
Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: May 08 2002,01:10 |
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And my Palm died, too. The whole damn screen turned funny colors. Guess some fucknugget with a magnet in his pocket got too close to me in the hallway.
Birthdays for me traditionally suck, but this one takes the cake.
The irony here is that the Palm was an early birthday present my mom got me a month ago.
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: May 08 2002,02:49 |
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the 7 seals of the apocalypse:
1st seal will be opened when there's content on the main page.
2nd seal will be opened when CK is right about something.
3rd seal will be opened when Wiley quits his high paying job, and joins the peace corps.
4th seal will be opened when Dysorderia post something interesting other than a flame.
5th seal will be opened when Ed's post count excedes the population of Beijing.
6th seal will be opened when BF and Kuru quit bitching at each other.
7th seal will be opened when Cro returns to enslave our souls with another bastardization.
When all the seals have opened, Barney will destroy Tokyo despite a valiant effort by Godzilla to defend, Barbra Walters will pose nude on the cover of Rolling Stone, Mr. Rodgers will reveal his true identity as the Anti-Christ, Ronald Reagan will be declaired emperor of the universe, Elvis will eat New Jersey, and the New World Order will make Pogs the official passtime of the Earth. God help us all.
Edited by BlackFlag on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: May 08 2002,03:48 |
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| Quote (Uberkommando @ 07 May 2002,19:10) | And my Palm died, too. The whole damn screen turned funny colors. Guess some fucknugget with a magnet in his pocket got too close to me in the hallway.
Birthdays for me traditionally suck, but this one takes the cake.
The irony here is that the Palm was an early birthday present my mom got me a month ago. |
not to be mean or anything, but palm's are pieces of shit. I'd send it back 
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