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The_Stomper 
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,05:57 |
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Well, it's nearly the start of my spring school term. That means I get to live in wonderful, wonderful residence again.
I need prank ideas.  Ranging from trivial to terrorist, anything is welcome.
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,06:14 |
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I always liked installing PCAnywhere or VNC on non-tech savvy ppl's computers while they're out of the room, then wait until they're working on it, then start screwing with them. Jiggling the mouse, closing every window they open, changing words on papers they're typing, etc.
On a related note, change the MS Word (if they have it) autocorrect feature so that a fairly common word, like "while" is automatically changed to "vagina" or some such. Drives the peasants batty.
Glue your roommate's favorite cup to his desk. Rearrange ppl's furniture (I suggest turning everything upside-down or moving it all onto the front lawn of the dorm.
There are so many...just use your twisted little imagination.
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
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-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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WillyPete
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,16:37 |
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I'll add one I've posted before. Prank on tap: Put an oxo cube (beef bullion cube) inside the shower head.
Whenever the dude showers he'll smell like stew. (or chicken soup, depending on your preference in flavour) Dogs take a sudden interest in them too.
Similar results from emptying a packet of flavouring from ramen into it, but the powder type can gum up the works and doesn't last as long.
Blue koolaid also has startling results.
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The_Stomper
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,21:38 |
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Hehe ... yeah I've got most of the shower pranks covered. Oxo cube, koolaid, or a condom over the showerhead. Or all of the above.
How about this little doozy?
- Fill garbage bag with shaving cream
- Place open end under victim's door
- Stomp
- Run like a bitch
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,23:07 |
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put clear saran wrap over the toilet, but under the seat. with any luck, he won't notice until it's too late...
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Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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Necromancer
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,23:11 |
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light bulb filled with gunpowder
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There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex
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just_dave
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2002,23:21 |
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Get a 5 gallon bucket, fill it with whatever liquid you desire about 3/4ths the way full... lean it against their door.. knock and run, so if the door swings into the dorm, well wet fet and rugs is all I can say
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Yup, I like people, they taste good, except for clowns... they taste funny.
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 13 2002,03:37 |
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We also taped butcher block paper over the hall director's door (which had about a 4 inch recession and opened inward), leaving about 6 inches open at the top, then filled it with microwave popcorn.
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
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The_Stomper
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Posted on: Apr. 14 2002,07:17 |
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| Quote (Beldurin @ 12 April 2002,22:37) | | We also taped butcher block paper over the hall director's door (which had about a 4 inch recession and opened inward), leaving about 6 inches open at the top, then filled it with microwave popcorn. |
Hahah ... I never thought of popcorn! I did it with black garbage bags and styrofoam peanuts ... but popcorn I'd probably rather eat.
Gunpowder in the lightbulb - no, no, no. Being personally a victim of the lightbulb+firecracker "prank" (also known as "near blindness experience") I advocate strongly against that. Had that fragment of glass landed an inch higher, I'd have no depth perception. As it was, it left a nasty cut but no scar.
Thankfully the dumbass who "pranked" me was there, laughing. I intended to reply with a hearty laugh and the ever-popular "beat the fuck out of you with a bat when I pretend to congratulate you" prank; however, lacking a bat, I substituted a fourteen-inch steel barrel from my paintball gun. I got a cut under the eye and a warning. He got a severe head wound and the sixteen stitches required to close it.
And miraculously, the barrel still worked perfectly.
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: Apr. 14 2002,11:24 |
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1. small (and i can't emphasize the word small enough) firecracker wrapped in large ammounts of toilet paper inserted into the mouth of a sound sleeper. Light. Run.
2. re-arrange the keys on a qwerty keyboard to dvorak, or some random configuration.
3. *clasic* place victims hand in a bucket of warm water while he's sleeping.
4. superglue the seat and cover of a toilet into the up position. very effective on women.
5. flip the channel3/channel4 selector switch on every VCR, and any other device that has a similar switch (such as video game consoles, dvd players, etc.) so little effort, so much fun when you see a dissmantled entertainment center. 
6. fun with alarmclocks......... where to begin?
7. you can have all sorts of fun with phone wake-up services, if you can figure out a way to not get charged.
8. Hide ziplock bags filled with confectoiners sugar (or soap powder if you prefer, even more fun if someone tries to sniff it) everywhere.
9. a few drops of egg whites on a keyboard makes people think their roomate is a fucking perv.
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