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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,06:19  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Your Mom was all slimy and smelly. Your Mom crawls around in the dirt all day. Your Mom has a big hum on her back. Your Mom's a hemafrodite.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,07:21 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

OK, we get the standard insult-references.
But what is a "hum on the back"?
That's a stinker here in LA.  
Please advise, worldwide Detnetwork.
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at least my mom knows how to spell "hump" and "hermaphrodite," you moron.
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,13:15 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

All that, PG, and you still let her in your room? Hell you deserved that.

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Hey Personguy, what ever happened to that chic Luscious? She looks like she is drunk or something in that picture on your website.

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I had to spend several minutes crawling around personguy's site to find the drunk Luscious;  aren't you glad I saved you the time to find this?
tipsy Luscious


Hey PG, I see you like pictures of girls like I do.  You have some beauties!
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Heh, I just got a pet snail, and I named him/her Your Mom. It's great when I get to talk to people whove never heard of Your Mom. Your Mom is the butt of everyone's jokes at good ol' Digi Pen. And fortunately we don't even have to know how to spell heem-afro-dite to TALK about Your Mom. Gotta love the tounge. :)

Anyway, back to the topic of Lucious... I'm not 100% sure if she was drunk in that picture (I didn't take it). But I'm about 80% sure. It's also possible that she was high. But I'd say it's most likely that she was both drunk AND high. Anyway, it's strange that you ask, cause just yesterday I was thinking about that. On the bus I was looking for a singer for my band again (that's how I met her by the way) and I saw an ad that looked a lot like the ad that I met HER with. And the name of the person who wrote the ad was the same. So it made me wonder if it's her.

She owes me $200 bucks, and I should look her up. So I'm going to call the last # I have for her right now... yep still connected. Now I just gotta compair the number in the ad to this number... Damn... the # doesn't match. Now I'll call that one... Damn. It's a guys voice. Ok, I'll just call later and when he pics up asks if she's there. Whew...

So that's the update on her where-abouts! :) But something interesting has just come up! I just met a chick! w00t! When I ran out to get the Seattle Weekly 2 seconds ago to get that ad I met a chick at the bus stop and she says she might come over tonight! w00t w00t! :D

Ahh... I gotta go take a shower now... then I'll work on some muzak... this my friends is the life of PersonGuy. Tune in next week when I wear a giant hat made of styrophome with a giant foam #1 hand glued to the front. And, no, I'm not joking! :D

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,03:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

hehehe

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,06:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

that guy made a meat-yarmulke. hilarious!

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 21 2002,16:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

hey PG long time no harass :)

So did you let Your Mom crawl all over you and leave a trail of slimy goodness?

(eew eew eeeew!;)

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