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www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A21153-2002Mar13.html

Cyborg Monkeys.  Cooooooool   cool.gif

On a more serious note, think about what this means we really may have in five or ten years - sci-fi writers really ARE prophets, apparently.  Should we let this technology evolve by itself?  Do you think it requires some sort of oversight, or even intercession?  

Discuss - the possibilities of this technology that is right here, right now, are staggering, exhilirating.....and frightening.

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Controlling computers with our minds is a good thing. Hopefully I'll avoid an RSI until I can get implanted.

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Oh there's all sorts of things;
Gamers who can play faster than anyone else with their implants;
Who go through metal detectors and get killed...
Or step down 110 volts and become addicted to pleasure...
People who don't think *enough* before they OOPS!...
The FBI learning how to bug implants...
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Ooh, a new weapon. Monkies that are controlled by a joystick in a command vehicle... He he he... Now I have this great mental image of monkey with antennae coming out of its ears, wearing fatigues, throwing hand grenades and feces... He he he...

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Quote (Vigilante @ 15 Mar. 2002,08:34)
Controlling computers with our minds is a good thing. Hopefully I'll avoid an RSI until I can get implanted.

So long as it is not using a windows operating system, blue screen of death!

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Ic0n0 I should have thought of that!  BSD takes on a whole new meaning!
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BSOD'ing would suck ass.  You're in the middle of fucking, you're bodies at full load, and boom: System Crash.  Be like a old guy getting a heart attack from it.

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which is why you don't run windows. you should run a special embedded kernel, doing just what the implants need. do DSL modems crash? Do sound cards? no. because they are purpose built.

or, you should just run Linux.

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Scariest prospects of the future of neural implants:

Free implants that you pay for by letting apps run in the background of your conciousness.

Imaging porn popups that won't go away when you close your eyes.

Computer viruses that can infect your mind.

Intell or AMD patenting the human mind.

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Quote (BlackFlag @ 16 Mar. 2002,07:09)
Scariest prospects of the future of neural implants:

Free implants that you pay for by letting apps run in the background of your conciousness.

Imaging porn popups that won't go away when you close your eyes.

Computer viruses that can infect your mind.

Intell or AMD patenting the human mind.

easy solution: Linux. no popups, because you can just go root and delete the popup engine, kill -9 the bg processes, viri won't infect you, because there are no *nix viri, and the brain is Prior Art.
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