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editor 
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:24 |
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You are a professional. So when you're done taking the model's pictures, do not ask if she'll pose nude.
She may even grow comfortable with you.
Make lots of eye contact, don't stare at her body, especially when she starts to get excited!
If she asks you if you have any ropes, say you don't have more than one.
Ask her several times if she really has a boyfriend, a sure sign of a pro in moral distress
You know better, but you get a little steamed under the collar anyways. Then she asks you if you would mind tying her up for real the next time.
Never ever let yourself be alone with a nude girl who gets turned on taking pictures! Bad photographer! Bad! Now go and post as fast as you can!
the rope pix are about 2 hours old...she's still on her way home....this is really frustrating! Never shoot nudes of anyone attractive to you. You won't sleep.
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Uberkommando
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:34 |
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Thank you, editor. You have made my day oh-so-much better.
Yowza.
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Anztac
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:35 |
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....You have such a great job........
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Bob_the_Cannibal
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:42 |
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aah! damn it, I'm taking photography next semester. fuck IT, I'm going to be a photographer!
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:50 |
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In the last picture you can see the clock top left. It's been less than 3 hours.
I asked her, she's going to "see" her b/f tonight.
I on the other hand, I have detnet...
/me loves detnet, but it can't provide what the hormones want...
I will make it a mission to provide a detgirl from LA for our (my) amusement! Garrr! Urrgh!
/crosses legs and uncrosses them...
the interesting thing is that there were 7 more rolls of film shot x 36 exposures...can't wait to see those! Remember, I wasn't posing her, she was. "can I shoot with that rope" "do you mind (?) if I take my shirt off?" g r o a n
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Spydir
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:56 |
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if you didn't have such a great job I'd hate you for having such a great job.
edit: 12 more posts to 1000!
Edited by Spydir on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,02:59 |
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err, if you get a thousand, are you supposed to get something? I left the detnet instructions down in the car...
PS you can click on the pix and make them....b b b bigger! Shutup Beavis! No, you Butthead! heh heh hehehheheh
Here, have
another.
Edited by editor on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Uberkommando
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,03:05 |
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| Quote (Spydir @ 11 Mar. 2002,20:56) | | edit: 12 more posts to 1000! |
982 + 12 = 994. Eightteen more, perhaps?
Those pics make me happy, anyways. She looks a lot like this really hot girl I never managed to get with. At least now I know what I missed. *Sob*
Edited by Uberkommando on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,03:07 |
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Mr. Spydir, you are *so* busted!!! LOL LOL LOL
When you get a grand, I'll send you a math textbook. Nyeah
Mayhaps you were distracted by thinking about this.
Or just maybe perhaps
this! last one.
Edited by editor on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Bob_the_Cannibal
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2002,05:37 |
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what I wouldn't give to be that piano, or that couch at that moment...
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