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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,11:54  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Wednesday afternoons, a few guys come to my school for construction classes.
these guys are from a school that i went to for a year - the worst year of my life.
life at my new school is sweet, cept when i get these little cockheads trying to start shit up.

Wednesday i actually did something about it.

Minding my own business in the art rooms on the iMac by myself, i had 4 of those fuckwits tapping on the window trying to gain my attention and bein dickheads to me.
I lost the plot, ran to the (glass) door after them, door was jammed, and i eventually ended up breaking it after throwing myself at it a few times.

got out, targetted one, and went after him with the pure intention of fuckin belting him. He instantly apologised, not wanting to start a fight at my school, and risk not being able to complete construction at my school.
His 3 other mates didn't quite get the message, and continued to hassle me.
A teacher came out to see what was going on, so we just walked out.

End of School:

Had two of them keep walking past me, and again, still being fuckwits to me.
Called up 2 of my mates. they arrived in 5 minutes from a suburb 15 minutes away, which was suprising.
I briefly spoke to them, explaining my situation.
I then approached the 2 guys that were left that were hassling me. I explained to them "either apologise to me now, or sort this matter out in the car park".

They then COMPLETELY changed their story, saying i was trying to start a fight,  i was giving them shit.
i pushed the main guy over, trying to get him to hit me, but eventually my mate came up to take me away, which was when he swung, missed, i head butted his face, then his mate came in, and i punched him in the head. i was pretty pumped, and had my two mates trying to drag me away.

not much of a fight, but my hits connected, and i thought i got my message accross.

the next day, they spoke to my cousin, whom goes to the same school as them.
they spread the rumour that they beat me (lol) and that they wanted my home address, and next wednesday they were gonna bash me.

Now here's my problem. I need ideas. Ideas that will get the message across that im not to be fucked with.
Spoke to one of my mates tonight, and he's suggested getting around 5-10 big guys to come around next wednesday to scare the fuck out of them, or on tuesday, show up to THEIR school. my mates would do ANYTHING for me, and i emphasise that point.

But that kinda doesnt sound good to me, i don't want to get in trouble with the law or the school, i just want these guys off my back, i've put up with enough shit from them for too long, and its time for it to stop!

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,13:15 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Have your mates catch them at their local looser hang out.  Should not be hard to find.

Have them just roll in and beat the piss out of them.  Tell them they are not to mention your name or school.  The only thing they are to say when they are done is "This is your last warning."

If they fuck with you again just say something like "gee, i guess it will take a cast for you to get the point, ill make the arangements."

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,14:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Just get a few of your friends to watch your back for a week or 2. Obviously you did some damage so they are pissed now. One of the most important elements in a fight is damage/scars. If you end up getting into it again damage them until they have some nasty scars, this will discourage them from bragging about how they beat you up. If you succeed in getting them off your ass you will gain much respect.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,16:11 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

You threw yourself through a glass door to get to these people?  That's usually enough for someone to get the point that you're just a smidge pissed off...

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,20:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Props to you Neo... Good move on going through the glass door, at least it got the point across to one of them.

As for the others, heh, read on..

Wolfy is right, find where they hang out, but instead of charging in there headlong and dealing with it when you *may* be outnumbered, have a scout round on a couple of nights to see who's around that they're friendly with, then go charge in and kick the crap out of them when there's as few witnesses as possible.

Baseball bat should be standard issue on that one ;)

Another alternative - if they have their own wheels - go down to your nearest market and get a shitload of sugar, and then get real nice and donate it to their gas tank, I guarantee that this will provide a few damn good laughs as you walk past them while they're trying to figure out why the car's screwed.

That one's always good for a laugh, but it wont get them off your back.

Want more? sheesh.. ok..

Give 'em a little psychological hurting (and possibly physical too..) by seeing if you can get a few girls to come on to them.. especially if the girls in question like biting their lollipops as opposed to sucking them... I think you get my drift there.. and then laugh like hell when you next see 'em walking (or trying to) through the school..

Now that's gotta be a classic.. not that I condone the use of women like that, but hey, you the one who said your friends would do *anything* for ya.. I'm just makin suggestions ;)

If you want more.. feel free to ask.. I can come up with much sicker, and much more twisted, ways of beating people down.

Such as with a bottle opener and their fingers.. or a pair of pliers and their teeth.. or a corkscrew and... well... lets not go with that one  devil.gif

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,21:21 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

im confused

how were they bothering you through a window while you were on your comp? how were they bothering you when they just walked passed you? what is a construction class anyway?

silly austrailians!  baaa.gif

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,21:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I hear an electric drill to the kneecaps is quite effective.

Seriously though, find out when a group of them that your friends can handle will be around, and then go explain a few things to them one bruise at a time.

This works best if they can't get any more of their 'buddies' to come bail them out, and it prevents you from getting wounded if others try to join in the fight.

It is, however, of vital importance that you impress upon them how very bad an idea it is to mess with you, or you will always be a target.

Make them hurt. Humiliate them. If you can make them pee their pants in public, all the better.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 28 2002,21:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Quote (kuru @ 28 Feb. 2002,13:22)
Make them hurt. Humiliate them. If you can make them pee their pants in public, all the better.

Kinda what I was getting at with the corkscrew.. except it would be blood they'd be pissing, and probably for a long time.. and as for these guys ever getting laid again.. that just wouldnt be a viable option..

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Ok, sounds like its time for the pavlov dog experiments.  Keep kicking the shite out of them every time they mess with you.  After a couple beatings they should come around to the idea, that you are indeed not going to be messed with.  If it takes blunt objects inflicting bodily harm so be it.  I remember when a dood was messing with one of my best female friends.. she wasnt a girlfriend just a good female friend and I crossed her seat in the car and stuck a knife to his throat and told him it would be a bad idea and he accutally peed himself.  Now he works with my best friend, best part is, my friend tells him all the time I am a messed up individual.  So now everytime he sees me he cowars and walks away.  My best girl friend loves me for it, she flipped.... most guys change their mind when they have a 8" blade at their throat.  
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beat on them in the painful areas namely the kidneys and groin they will eother not be able to sit properly or need to piss every ten minutes. don't go for them when they are alone cos that will just attract sympathy to them you need to keep beating them when they are together to show that even united they don't fucking stand for very long. making them think they're gonna die is a good tactic usually stuff like getting a freind to nearly run them over while you hold thier head in front of the wheel (not right next to it your mate might slip on the clutch ;) ) get him to rev the engine while screaming at they telling them they're gonna die is a good effect.

or a good one is to park the car on his hands it has been known by some "associates" of a friend of mine who don't look too kindly on "non-professional" crime to once catch a car thief, to take him up to the police station and park the car on his hands and stick a sign to him saying i stole this car and just leave him there. lets just say that the police were perfectly willing to overlook this incident and just arrest the guy. belive me stuff like that works but it all comes down to what you draw the line at... a broken hand can be just put down to them "punching a wall" when you ducked out of the way if you catch my drift ;)

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