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Nikita 
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,17:18 |
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I know a good portion of you don't give a hoot for valentines ...
But I probably damaged my brain trying to think of something cool.
I have nothing up my sleeve except for my arm.
HELP! 
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Del7a
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,17:21 |
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...well, if you live in the midwest, we could get together *smiles*.
If you are already "spoken for", then may I suggest something with zip ties and duct tape? Preferably to hold the guy down while we go out?
Del7a
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Wiley
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,17:26 |
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IMHO, nothing says I love you like a good blow job. 
Me, I'm buying my girl some pretty stuff and letting her worry about the dinner reservations and such. I'm just not into it this year. In the past I've done picnics in interesting locations or scavenge hunts of hidden love notes. This year I'm just sending some flowers and then giving it to her good after dinner ...maybe a little on the way to dinner too. Just FYI, flowersdirect.com can still get your flowers to your mate by tomorrow.
Edited by Wiley on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,17:42 |
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Aww, I moved to PA for grad school 
I did have the stuffed animal and duct tape ideas ...
Or I can do naughty things w/ the leftover Nutella ...
Or I can drag out the leather knee-highs and (pathetically few) accessories ...
Edited by Nikita on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Rshias
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,17:59 |
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I'm becoming strangely infatuated by Nikita...
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CatKnight
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,18:02 |
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you have no idea 
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editor
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,18:09 |
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Yah, I was hoping I set meself up good by sending Nikita a slightly used detshirt as worn by the "trailor trash" girl...I was hoping that would be good for a real spanky!
(Meanwhile, N, you can go on a real picnic; when was the last time you did that? Or you could switch and be a submissive...)
And she doesn't need many accessories. Just a whip, handcuffs, and hot wax....and silken ropes.....
ouch ouch
ouch
HEY THAT HURTS
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mmmm
thanks!
Edited by editor on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,18:28 |
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excerpt from "Valentine" :
Denise chick to guy tied down on bed with silk restraints:
"you still want me to wax it?"
Dumb horny guy: "ohhh yea"
Denise: *grabs a nearby burning candle and empties hot wax onto his crotch*
No, I won't do that
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Hellraiser
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,18:54 |
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OUCH!!!!! Remind me not to ever go out with anyone named Denise. 
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ic0n0
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Posted on: Feb. 13 2002,18:59 |
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 fucking hate v-day. i am too fucking shy. 
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