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Ever had a case of miscommunication with someone whose 1st language isn't English?  

I was wearing a tanktop on a very warm day (last week ... now it's butt-freezing cold again) and 1) a friend of mine and 2) a (married) buddy from china were procrastinating and he says:

guy2:  "you're hot"
me:     "excuse me?!"                                           (wtf?)
guy2:  "you're hot"                                               (gesturing to my sleevelessness)
me:     "oh ... well of course I am!"
guy1:   "oh, good one!"                                         (high5, rofl)
me:     "damn, (guy2) I thought that you were hitting on me or something"
guy1:   "yea, you can get in trouble w/ the Mrs."

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 06 2002,19:00 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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So lesse; you're married and you wear tank tops.  Can you try this?

Get a tank, write DETONATE THIS  @  DETONATE.NET with marker, wet the shirt, wring it out, and arch your back while your husband takes the picture.

Oh, yah, put the shirt on first.  Almost forgot that little part.

That should take care of everyone, after you post the picture.
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I'm not married :p
I hope that I will be someday.
But nope, my fingers are as naked as the day they formed.  alien.gif

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 06 2002,21:00 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

blush.gif Can you post a pic of your Naked fingers please?  turn.gif  ;)

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for a second there I though you meant "my fingers are as naked as they are deformed.."
yay for me :)

edit: especially with the three eyed smily

Edited by fatalbert on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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So Ed, when are ya going to get cracking and get us some shirts made?  I want a hooters sized (aka small) tank w/said DetNet logo.

Afterthought Edit: Make that a DRY one too please ;)

Edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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I would like you to have one of those too...
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you know you want to see a 300lb woman in a size XSmall tank top!
YEAH BABY! YEAH!

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I found out how much it costs to make t-shirts....ergh!  I might just make a few by hand to send to the ladies....are you sure you're a *lady*?   heheheh...just kidding, pls don't bite!  On the other hand, if you just nip.....oh well.

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Quote (Pickle Therapy Lady @ 06 Feb. 2002,21:31)
you know you want to see a 300lb woman in a size XSmall tank top!
YEAH BABY! YEAH!

Hey, any porn is good porn... even if the collective bits weigh more than me.  You're more 1's than 0's, right?
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