Hey everyone. I play Rugby, and those of you who have ever played know that Rugby is a lot more than what takes place on the field. The best part is the after game parties.Part of the after game party traditions are singing songs. Most of which are completely crude, nasty, and tasteless. One such song is The S&M Man, which is made up of verses that people volunteer to sing by places their beer on their head. After leading a verse, the song continues on and on.
Any way, I figured you detneters could help me come up with some new verses. So I'll start, and then you guys pick up from their.
Chorus. Song by all.
The S&M Man,
The S&M Man,
cuz he mixes it with love and makes the Hurt feel good, yea,
The hurt feel good.
Verse, Sung by one. Repeated by all.
Who can take a baby?
everyone repeats.
Toss it on it's back.
everyone repeats.
Fuck it so hard, till you hear it's pelvis crack.
Chorus.
New Verse
Who can take a chainsaw?
Saw a woman in 2.
Take one half and fuck it, give the other one to you!
Chorus.
Who can a rose?
Leave on all the thorns.
Use it as a dildo, till she wishes she wasn't born.
