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I started this thread at another forum a while back, and it was a really big hit! So to start us off, I guess I'll start posting something and you guys continue it, any bizarre or awkward way you want :).

"One day, Mr. T was walking down the boardwalk, when all of a sudden, he saw a man trying to steal a woman's purse. He said 'Ah foo, I don't believe you are trying to rob this woman of her belongings, I believe I gotta get physical on ya!' Before taking a punch from Mr. T, the man had said....

Keep this thread alive, and I guarantee an awesome and hilarious story.  Everyone, pitch in, and continue the story!
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"Hey man, aren't you that dude from Home And Away", to which Mr T replied "Foo! everyone knows i'm from..."

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"...Shake that ass! Watch yourself! Shake that ass! Show me what you work with!" All of a sudden, everyone started dancing, something similar to the funky chicken.  But right when Mr. T was about to bust some more rhymes, something lit up the sky, and fell down to the beach.  Mr. T had said "Damn! That's one messed up lookin..."
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sniker doodle".  Out of the snikerdoodle drived a giant penis shaped car, and the Ambiguously Gay Duo jumped out!  Patting Ambiguously Gay Greg on the bum, Ambiguously Gay Mike congradulated Ambiguously Gay Greg for his excelent...

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Excellent driving skills.  He had narowly missed "impaling" several girls on the front of their PenisMobile, which they wanted to avoid because...

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they had been looking for body-builder guys to impale instead!  Suddenly, from around the corner, came a....
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A giant pair of lips appeared, seeming to jump up and down, making a noise similar to "Eky-ecky-ecky-pitang!"  But the duo realized it was a scam, and ripped the costume off, revealing their pal...
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...Barry Boswick, with a can of Diet Pepsi! But you see, it wasn't really Barry Boswick, it was...

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Bill Clinton, who had a morbid desire to use premium cuban cigars to....

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... take over the world! By utilizing a combination of the premium cuban cigars, a cheese grater and a styrofoam cup, he was able to...
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