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but i've jsut had the mother fucker of all dumps and i'm talking nuclear waste stylee boys and gurls!

i was desperately holding it in cos i was in our libraries public toilets and had to wait about 5 mins for everyone to go. then it was earthquake time and with a richter scale of 7.9! i unleashed a horror beyond all horrors and we're talking farm yard manure style stinking.

to make matters worse a guy came in and went staright in to the cubicle i was just in and there was no soap!!!! so i had to endure 3 mins of boiling water to make sure those super bugs were well and truly nuked!

the moral of this story? NEVER and i mena NEVER mix your drinks and then go for a doner kebab. that shit er shits you up!

and this was from friday night ffs!

thankyou normal DKB viewing will now be resumed

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 30 2001,20:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
... I just don't know what to do..

Relate? I can't. I mean wtf?

Comment? On what?

Flame? That'd be plain stupid...

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Nod, smile, and slowly back away.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 30 2001,21:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
and then go for a doner kebab.

Is that a homosexual innuendo?

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Is that a homosexual innuendo?


L33T, you dumbass, a doner kebab is something that is eaten.

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boner kebabs?
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boner kebabs?


LOL

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Thank gwad for toilets! Imagine if people just picked a corner and went!!! I think we all need to have a moment of silence for our ansister who built the sewage system...

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yeah, thank the lord for Thomas J Crapper.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again!

GROSSNESS!!!!!
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