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remind me to wear a condom is im ever in the Amazon...

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what was that for l33t?
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Apologies/condolences to the guys ....
http://www.cnn.com/2001/TRAVEL/DESTINATIONS/04/24/brazil.surfing.ap/index.html

"Surfers also have to worry about alligators, anacondas, piranhas and the dreaded candiru, a tiny fish that swims up the penis of humans and lodges its extremely painful, spiny fins in so firmly that removing it usually requires amputation."

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Nikita, that fish swims up the URETHRA, not the penis.

So therefore this can happen to ANYBODY urinating in the water, not just guys.

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nah whenever you're in the amazon just remember to leave your credit and debit cards someplace secure where you cant get at them in case you see yet ANOTHER cd that you THINK you must have

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um I believe that was in quotes ... straight from CNN ... yeesh.
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oops

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 25, 2001 at 03:26 PM

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Quoted from http://www.brazosport.cc.tx.us/~fshaffer/candiru.htm

Candiru enter the gill chamber of their host fish and feed on their blood. This is achieved using "its mouth as a sucking apparatus and rasping with the long teeth in the middle part of its upper jaw." This species doesn't limit its diet only to fish, however. They also have a taste for human blood, which is acquired in a most unpleasant way. (Unpleasant for the human bather that is.) The candiru sometimes enters the urogenital openings of human bathers in search of a meal

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nah whenever you're in the amazon just remember to leave your credit and debit cards someplace secure where you cant get at them in case you see yet ANOTHER cd that you THINK you must have

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DKB, what exactly is your point?

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