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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 22 2001,22:04  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
  • What would your name be?

  • Would you be good or evil?

  • What would be your purpose?

  • Who would be your sidekick?

  • What would you wear?

  • What would your defining abilities be?

  • What special weapon would you use?

  • What type of transportation would you drive/fly?

  • Who would be your arch nemesis?

  • When you foil your enemies, what phrase would you shout...

  • Post a pic of what you’d look like.


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    1. You must create the character yourself.
    2. You must use MS Paint to render your character. (keep the jpegs small for dial-ups). Add effects with photoshop if need be, but the base must be done in Paint. This will increase the humor factor 994783\%
    3. Have fun.
    4. Make many.

    As for me...


    I’d be Monosodium Glutamate Man.

    I’m an ill-tempered bad guy.

    My sole purpose will be to provide a tasty salt substitute to the masses.

    Helping me in my goal would be Cup O’ Sidekick and Moo Goo Gai Boy.

    I’d sneak through alleys and gutters my giant salt suit, impervious to mold.

    I’d be able to raise your sodium level to unhealthy levels with a mere stare.

    Careful, or I’ll zap you with my stomach cancer rifle.

    I’d fly the Monosodium Gluta-copter.

    My arch-enemy would be the NitroGlycerin Avenger.

    “I’m inexpensive, and I’m killing your children.”

    edit: fuck

    more editing: poor grammar abound

    This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 24, 2001 at 09:32 PM

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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 22 2001,22:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    I'd staring at your ass guy

    I'm fairly neutral...maybe slightly evil....

    I stare at your ass, guy.

    my sidekick would be "de-pantsing guy"

    my abilities include staring at your ass, and x-ray vision, in case de-pantsing guy is unavailable

    my weapon is a blackjack, if you walk a way too fast, i blackjack you so i can keep staring at your ass.

    i walk, the bus is too damn expensive...and the bus driver kicked my ass

    my arch nemesis is "nasty-heiny"

    when i foil my enemies i yell "hahaha, i stared at your ass, and there wasnt jack shit you could do about it!"

    This message has been edited by Sithiee on April 23, 2001 at 05:44 PM

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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 22 2001,22:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    its her ass you shit. and thats where i have space, yeah. we only recently got cable, IM SORRY IM NOT RICH LIKE YOU!!!!!
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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 22 2001,22:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    Name: Omega¯ Man! The Fermionic Hadron!
    Allegience: Bad guy! (charge=-1!)
    Purpose: To convert all matter into strange matter!
    Sidekick: Lambda Man!
    Wears: positrons!
    Abilities: The ability to break apart other hadrons and turn them into strange particles!
    Special Weapon: gluons
    Transportation: gravitons
    Arch Nemisis: Proton (that goody-goody!)
    Catch Phrase: I don't speak. I just annihilate.
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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 22 2001,22:58 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    LMAO @ Sith and Catknight...

    Keep em coming!

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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 22 2001,23:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    this reminds me all too much of orgazmo. captain orgazmo with his orgasmo ray, choda boy as sidekick. they defeat evil villians such as neutered man and jizz master zero. what an 3|337 movie.
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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 23 2001,00:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    I tried a few, Bart Anderson, BatDude.. I can't think of any proper ones..
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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 23 2001,00:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    I used to draw a really funny comic about "Stuper Guy" who's arch enemy is Leonardo DeCrappio and Bill Gates... is it cheating to scan that in?

    Hmmm... I'll have to come up with a new one of MS Paint...

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    PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 23 2001,13:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
    Jeep, if there's one thing I anticipated while making this thread, it was seeing your contribution... Hehhhe
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    <echo radio voice>
    PERSONGUY!
    >PERSONUY!
    HE'S A LONE GUN MAN!
    >WHAT RULES DOES HE PLAY BY?
    HIS RULES!
    >HIS RULES RULE!
    HE'S GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD!
    </echo radio voice>

    Hehe... I'll scan it an post later tonight!

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