First of all, I have a confession to make. I really wasn't kiddnapped by midget. I send to Abaldabi him slowest possible dilivery (fishing boat) so it will proabably be another week before he gets there anyway. I made that up... here is the REAL story!A while back I posted about a chick who cheated on me (can't find the thread). Back when I was getting some therapy I called her and apoligized for all the things I'd done wrong to her (various lying and insanity). That was about 6 months ago.
2 months ago she suprised me by calling! She said that she missed me an that things SHOULD have worked out and that it would be cool if we could get back together. We should move in to an appartment together and go to college (2 different ones). So then she asked if I'd come visit her (she lives in Montana).
After a few phone calls I bought a plain ticket and took off of work. I called her an told her the date an time my plane would arrive.
Over the month till the flight I did extra work on my hygene and wardrobe... I tried to call a few days before I left just to be sure all would good and couldn't get ahold of her. But I got on the plane anyway.
When I landed... she wasn't there. So I waited 30 minutes... then an hour... then I called then 4 hours... then I called... then 6 hours... then I called a taxi. I checked into a motel and called somewhere around hour 7.
ring, click
Hello, this is Jeep
Hi, she doesn't want to talk to you and I'd appriciate it if you don't call here anymore
Ok, thanks, bye
click
赭 plane
赠 motel
质 entertainment
cold weather clothes
๖ food
ฮ taxi
WHAT THE FUCK!!! MY FLIGHT BACK IS 7 DAYS AWAY!!! DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND COMMITMENT!!! DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND HONESTY!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHH!!!
Anyway, I wrote a nasty letter and sent it to her collage... never got a responce, but over the week I did something cool.
I gave myself, what I'm calling, a BRAIN ENEMA! 
Basically I just chilled in this small town for a week and cleaned out all my thoughts. I did some reading, some meditating, and some thinking. And now that I'm back I feel refreshed and inspired to get stuff done.
Since I got back I've actually made 6 appointments, cleaned my room, cleaned my hard drive, transfered back-up data to CD, organized my important papers, and done a MILLION other things that I normally would have procrastinate on! Also I've cleaned most of the time-waisting crap out of my life!
Anyway, back to the chick, I barely even thought about her, cause I got over that in the first 6 hours and it was good to put all that to rest, cause if she ever calls again I'll just tell her to fuck off! And now I'll feel better about moving on to a new girlfriend and getting back into the dating game.
That's about it... but heres something I found out on my trip...
a) Home Alone was a GREAT movie and the sequels ruined the concept. Give it a chance! 
b) The movie, "Oh God!," is one of the few examples of a creator that I could actually belive in! Check that out!
c) This doesn't have to do with anything, but here's a picture of the forien exchange teacher who used to live with me:
d) You're supposed to shake V8 juice before you open it... I never noticed that before...
e) When you find some loose pubes in the bed and don't want the maid to see them after you leave, put them inbetween the pages of your favorite chapters in the bible on the night stand... FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
f) I listened to 27 CDs, but only masturbated 22 times... just an FYI 
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-PersonGuy
This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 22, 2001 at 09:37 PM
