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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,22:54  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Oh my god! I just saw a commercial for a new kind of Alka-Seltzer! The commercial said: "Don't you wish you could undo what you did last night?" <Cut to party scene>. Dude sits up, holds his head, then downs some of this new stuff. "Gets rid of that pounding headache, and gives you a burst of energy!"

"Feel better than you should"

This has been too long coming.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,23:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Or you could just drink a lot of water and take 2 aspirin before you go to bed.

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Or you could just drink less alcohol.
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 27 2001,23:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Or you could just drink a lot of water and take 2 aspirin before you go to bed.


Waaay to responsible

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Or you could just drink less alcohol.

Ahahahahahaha, but seriously now...

I'm a lucky bastard too, I don't get the hardcore hangovers. Usually.

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i don't remember where i saw it, but pure oxygen in decent levels to an inebrieated indivudal sobers him up extremely quickly.

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miNus's guide to drinking!

If you are not a complete dumbass and drink like, one or two glasses of water for each beer, YOU WILL NOT HAVE A HANGOVER.

A HANGOVER IS SIMPLY DEHYDRATION FROM YOUR BODY TRYING TO GET RID OF ALL THAT POISON YOU INGEST.

As long as most of it doesn't come out the way it came in (ala Jim Breuer), then it comes out the OTHER end, as lots and LOTS of pee.

So drink water when you' drinkin' yo' booze and you won't need the hair of the dog that bit you. Doesn't mean you won't wake up next to a dog, but that's a totally different subject...

Stay tuned for the next episode of... miNus's guide!

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maybe you should write a book.
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 28 2001,04:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
If you drink one or two glasses of water with each beer you'll never get drunk.

Well, at least for me.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 28 2001,11:44 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
You can still get drunk...

You just don't get a hangover.

Oh wait... I guess this applies only to normal people.

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This message has been edited by miNus on November 29, 2001 at 06:45 AM

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Avoide hangovers all together and just stay drunk!

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