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The magic eye drops the doctor gave me yesterday (the ones that dialate you eyes). They haven't worn off. This is bad, because he said it would last for 3 hours. We're now rounding the 16 hour mark, and I'm starting to FREAK OUT. My eyes are solid black except for a little tiny border.

Any advice on this problem? It's pretty bizarre, I doubt it's ever happened to any of you folks, I'm just wondering if this is permanent at this stage in the game. If it is, SMARTEY DOCTAR MAN is getting a swift kick in the cock later this morning, right before I sue him and take his house.

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I've never heard of the drops not wearing off. I think your screwed. And good luck getting his house with malpractice insurance and all. He could basically shove hot pokers into your eyes and get away with it. If worse came to worse he would just have to move to another state to continue his blindings.
Like I said before ...your screwed.

What does this thread have to do with fucking?

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...I thought of it more along the lines of "I'm Fucked"...hence the topic name.

I'll sue the clinic, then (LSU). It'll wear off in a few days, I'm sure. I think his dumb attendant nuked my eyes out with those drops.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 26 2001,11:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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Any advice on this problem?

Stare at the sun. 15 minutes should be enough.

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The sizzling in the back of your brain means it's done!
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Actually, I'd wait for the warm, viscous discharge from the ears.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 26 2001,13:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

He infected you with the black oil goo! Do you wear contacts? If so take em out and rinse your eyes out with a firehose ... er, water. Maybe give doc a call and ask him wtf is going on and if he checked the expiration date on the goods?
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 26 2001,15:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

hax0r. I tried, no result. Should I try again?
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 26 2001,15:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

They can take up to three days to wear off completely, but more commonly take 1-2 days.
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the ones I usually take wear off in 3 hours. That's how long they said it would take.
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