Okay, all you l4m0r m0r0nz who have been spamming these boards:

Acceptable newbie behavior:
-- lurk and learn
-- think before post
-- PLEASE don't start new topics

Unacceptable newbie behavior:
-- starting moron posts, especially when you have under 10 posts--moron posting is reserved for CK
-- spam-posting
-- attacking senior members without a very good reason

OK, n00bz, take notes. You violators know who you are. You are the reason why a Senior Lounge even exists.

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--Jynx

I used to be a kleptomanicac, but I took something for it.

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Unacceptable newbie behavior:
-- starting moron posts

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What kind of post do you think this is, jackass? Have you already forgotten what it is like inside the mind of a newbie?

Why your post is useless:

• Newbies are naturally rebellious of authority. You can think of it as newbies having to defend themselves because of their title as "lam0r".
  
• Newbies (or anyone else for that matter) will not listen to anyone who calls them a "l4m0r m0r0n".
  
• A newbie naturally wants their first few posts to be good ones. Think of this as a good first impression. If they make bad posts, then they will be forever shunned by the detnet community. A smart newbie will not make bad posts in the first place.
  
• You shouldn't have brought CK into this. He is a totally separate topic, and including his name only directs newbies to all of CK's posts. Thus, newbies reply to them, which creates, you guessed it, shitty posts.
  

By the way, are you able to get in the Senior Lounge Jynx?

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

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Originally posted by Jynx:
Oh askheaves, where is that link when we need it?

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Don't make me revive this role.

Now this may be a dumb question, but thats my speciality Would I still be considered a lamOr? I dont think so but ya never know.

Anyways wtg jynx. Keep it up.

yeah, i'd be one of those n00bs too...

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Originally posted by EvilGenius:
we could always start a newbie club.. those of us still in it could elect officers.. and then hold fund-raisers like car washes.. and then, after that, we cna go outside and have a sack race.
*sarcasm*

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Ok you were really starting to freak me out.

I have said too much...

Hmmm, what's the code for image? Oh, here it is:

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

And YES i AM technicaly a newbie

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a testicle for a testicle solves overpopulation -me