Women:Natures punching bagYou're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Deserved It
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, Yo
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Cuz You're A Cum-Guzzling Fag
You Look Adopted
HA HA Your Wife Left You
I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.