#include /usr/local/holy_disturbing_revelations_batmanI'm driving home from work yesterday, and a guy calls in to the DJ with this new theory...Fred Durst is actually a flaming homo and is trying to give us hints b/c he wants to be discovered. Crackpot conjecture? Lets look at the facts:
Limp Bizkit album titles:
1. ū bill
I'm sure we've all heard the saying "queer as a..."
2. Significant Other
The term that may homosexual couples use to describe their partners
3. Chocoloate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Chocolate Starfish is a euphamism for what? That's right...the brown star... And hotdog...need I say more?
Next, he could only think of 2 recent major musicians named Fred...Freddy Mercury, and Fred Snyder (B-52's).
Plus his songs are all about these bad women and how he's trying to get away from them.
Finally, what's Limp Bizkit's big cover song? Yep..."Faith." By who? Oh yeah, George Michael.
Hmmm....Fred Durst and Carson Daly?
What do you guys think about that one?
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