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PostIcon Posted on: Dec. 23 2000,18:13  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
#2 - Tie him down. Seal his mouth with superglue. Seal one nostril. Feed a tube in the other.

Feed choice liquid (preferably toxic, corrosive) in said nostril.

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#3 Allow him to eat nothing but ball bearings.
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does this apply to sisters too? i have 2 really bitchy sisters...

#4: place sibling in large pot. fill remanding space with crude oil. boil. either the heat will kill him/her, or a gaseous fume will rise up, ignite in the fire, and explode.

or you could just push them off a cliff.

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#5 Hijack a construction piledriver!
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#6 - Beat the shit out of your Dad's super-flexed 5,000$ computer and say your brother did it...he'll take it from there...

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#7 If he is young, buy him an advance chemistry set.

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#8 Let cr0bar do a "how to blow-up" guide on him.

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#9 if he drives, run a tube from the gas tank to the spark plug
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#10. Put a freshly sharpened pencil into each nostril and hit with a cricket bat.

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it is my mission to write a book on how many ways to kill your brother. I thought i would let it be a joint thing, with, you ask? you. and from reading some of the things personguy has said i am sure he can supply many, sick and twisted ideas... anyhow i will start:

no.1.

wait till your unsuspecting brother is asleep and drug him, then carry carry your half-unconsious brother out to a dumpster which you know will be emptied the next morning.
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