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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 21 2001,02:51  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

That whatever thing
In which you're dressed,
Makes you appear
To have a man's chest

Because in darkness
Your boobies hide,
And so do your ass,
You're cute (I lied)

I can't see
Your tiny rack,
But please don't murder me
With an axe

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haha
nice, PG.

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that could be a canidate for the Edgar Allen Poe award...

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I don't get it
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Ask ICQ: 76924570
"Who's the axe murder?"
And if he doesn't know what you mean... say:
"You know... that Canadian Killer!"

Have fun!

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crossdresser! cute tho!
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Plagiarism is a crime PG. That is Shakespeare's Sonnet 114.
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That is *cries* one of the most beautiful things I have ever read in my life.
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quote:
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I don't get it

Only you SLATE...only you...

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From: Wacky Chris

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Originally posted by: The Girl in the Picture

I am a 24 year old Female and I am seeking A long-term relationship with a Male. I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and I will not be willing to relocate. I consider appearance to be Important and intelligence to be Important.

My hair is Auburn/Red, my eyes are Hazel. I am 5'11'' (180 Cm.) tall. My weight is Unspecified and my body build is Slim. I am Active in selected activities, a Non-Smoker and I drink Socially.

My ethnic background is White/Caucasian, My religion is Catholic. My political inclination is Unspecified. My astrological sign is Pisces. I am Single, I have 0 kids but I want children. I grew up in Edmonton.

I have completed Some College and the emphasis of my studies was in acupuncture. My occupation is Health/Medical/Social Services:Unspecified and my income is Unspecified.

I am Adventurous, Compulsive, Earthy, Easygoing, Flexible, High Maintenance, Humorous, Musical, Nurturing, Procrastinator, Quiet, Romantic, Sensitive, Shy, Spiritual, Spontaneous, Talkative.
My favorite activities are Adult Board Games, Chess, Cooking, Dancing, Hiking, Listening to Music, Partying, Pool Billiard, Weekend Trips, Writing.
The cuisines I like are Cajun, Chinese, Deli, French, Italian, Japanese, Sushi.
The kinds of music I like are Big Band, Blues, Classical, Folk, Jazz, Modern Rock 'n Roll, Oldies, Opera, Rap, Soul.
I like to read Fiction, Magazines, Newspapers.
I like going out to Art Galleries, Bars, Bookstores, Concerts, Libraries, Movies, Parks, Restaurants, Sports Events, Theater.
And My favorite sports are Bicycling, Bowling, Walking, Working Out.
More about me: Okay! So, rumor has it you want to know more about me. Well I can only tell you some and then the rest you'll have to find out for yourself. My name is... a secret but I CAN tell you that I'm taller than average, slim build and have long wavy hair. I have hazel/green eyes and fair skin. I'm a girl who loves her yoga and some... no most people think I'm nuts but I am an early bird. Someone who likes to get up with the sun. EXCEPT ON THE WEEKENDS. Those are sacred days where it's custom to sleep in. I like to go dancing but I prefer sipping a pint at a local pub to make conversation about anything at all. I find it way easier to hear. I'm a dog lover. I have one myself and she's my baby. I'm fun loving and can do something on the spur of the moment. I'm shy at first but all you have to do is pull me out of my shell and everything's a.o.k. I have a good sense of humor and have a sarcastic side to me. I'm looking for someone who doesn't use cheezy lines and who's honest about what they're looking for. If your into game playing I'm not interested. Been there, done that, don't like it. You should be nice looking and care about your appearence. if you can make me laugh it's a good thing. I like to have FUN!! If any of this sounds vaguley okay just drop me a line. I'll get back to you. See you. By the way, I'm a hopeless romantic. Romance me....

More about my perfect date: I am in full study gear so I would like to meet someone who is supportive and patient and can drag me away from my books for a stress free evening. Whether it be on the couch talking or watching the tele to a night at the local pub.

My idea of a perfect first date: Anywhere! Probably for a pint somewhere. That way you can be relaxed and it's quiet enough for you to talk to eachother.

My perception of an ideal relationship: My idea of a perfect relationship is one that's 50/50. I've been in too many that the guy required to much taking care of and there wasn't enough equal give and take going on.

What I've learned from my past relationships: Patience, Patience, Patience. + You have to give respect to earn it.


I still haven't gotten the whole story yet

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